augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements
long ago, the four augustuses lived in harmony.
then, everything changed when the metaphors attacked
Only Hazel Grace, master of all four Augustuses, could stop them.
But when the world needed her most, AUGUSTUS FUCKING DIED
all I do is eat, sleep and complain about life
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something